Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin


Comedian George Carlin died on Sunday. I was always a fan, and I would listen to his comedy whenever I had the chance. I remember my mother telling me that Carlin wasn't funny because he used bad words in this comedy. She said people laughed at him only because he used bad words. That is one of those things I have to call "b***s***" on Mom for.
I remember plenty of routines he did that were tremendously funny and he never used a bad word, at all. The comparison between football and baseball was one of the funniest bits ever. He was probably the best part of "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure."
He made us laugh, and he will be remembered for a long time.

Tell Me a Joke, Funnyman!

(I normally don't like to put up jokes about President Bush, but I have not been very happy with him, lately.
1. He keeps wanting to give out tax dollar away as charitable contributions. This is wrong whether it is a foreign charity or a domestic one.
2. While he is pushing to open up offshore drilling, China is drilling nearer to our coast than domestic companies are allowed to, and from what I can tell, the oil companies are sitting on about 86 million acres of leases that they are intentionally not drilling or producing.
...and that is just a small part of it.)

So, here it is with thanks to one of my loyal readers and emailers:

If Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future& nbsp (I don't understand the "nbsp", maybe someone can explain that to me); Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So the little boy Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep doo-doo."

Thursday, June 19, 2008

About the last post.

I do not hate Barry! I was just having fun with him because he sees things differently than I do. I like Barry and I respect him. I really didn't mean to appear that I dislike Barry at all. He's a good guy, and I have no problems with him as a person. I just couldn't let that newspaper ad get by.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Under the Banner of the Wise County Messenger...

Well, well, well...Barry Green gets to spew forth his random liberal nonsense under the banner of the Wise County Messenger.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with Mr. Green, he is a local attorney and law partner to Brock Smith. Barry was the District Attorney here before Mrs. Jones got the job. Somewhere along the line, as near as I can tell, Barry decided that any behavior was okay and no one was ever guilty of anything. Perhaps he fancies himself as a civil rights champion; I don't know.
Now I ask you...how can you publish anything without reference to any guiding rules or principles?
Don't you have to follow the principles that keep you out of court for libel or slander?
I can't wait for this: bad mouthing the police and military, talking about how it's okay for adult teachers to have sexual relations with minor students, blah, blah, blah.
I can hardly wait...
Note the appropriate symbolism of the photo in the paper. He is in the dark with his back toward us walking by a sewer hole. Hmmmm...

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

And to Rub Salt in the Wound...

According to Forbes.com, Bill Gates is no longer that richest man in the world. That goes to Warren Buffet of Berkshire-Hathaway.

Who cares?

All this does is increase my bitterness level.

Economics: Don't Shop at CVS

As you all know, the price of gasoline is going through the roof for a multitude of reasons. The worse part is (thanks to some mean spirited, ignominious paltroons) that I have to drive further than ever to get to work every day to make less money than I was making in 2006. If it weren't for carpooling, I would be in deep doo doo over buying gas.
So, what happens when costs rise mercurially, income remains static (the same)?
Some expenditures have to go to make room for more essential, unavoidable expenses.
As a result of this, I have decided to start removing certain expenditures from my household budget. This the "ripple effect" of the pillaging of consumer America. As costs of necessities rise at an alarming rate, the ability to pay other merchants for non-essential items is reduced. So far, I have cut $100 out of my monthly budget, and I am looking for other ways to cut more without hurting my family.
One way is to stop shopping at CVS. They charge double for many items over what Target charges. Prices for generic items at CVS are close to name brands at Target, and Target's prices for generic brands are way lower than CVS. CVS is a convenience store masquerading as a pharmacy; they certainly charge convenience store prices for merchandise.
Even Walgreen's is more reasonable than CVS. Sometimes I can get toiletries cheaper at Brookshires than CVS.
So...I am done with CVS.

"The Incredible Hulk" was Incredible!

We did go see "The Incredible Hulk" on Sunday. It was outstanding. I liked Edward Norton as Bruce Banner, and this Hulk was way better than the one a couple of years ago with Eric Bana. I like Bana as an actor, too, but actually this new one made the old Hulk look like a Marvel abomination (there were no hulk poodles or electric hulk daddies in this one). You always gotta like William Hurt in anything he does, but he was good in this. The battle between the two Hulks was amazing. I had difficulty with the fact that he apparently left the bad hulk creature alive. Why? If he wakes up, he'll start his bad shit all over again. Oh well, there are always unresolved issues. I loved the movie, and I will add it to the collection when it hits on DVD.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Gonna Go See "The Incredible Hulk"

It is not "COMING SOON", it is here now. Thanks for the comment, V. The kids and I are going to see it tomorrow. I pulled up the movie trailer on the computer, and I see where they list Robert Downey, Jr., as Tony Stark. Does Ironman make an appearance here, too?
(Okay, FYI: if you want to see Robert Downey, Sr., he appears as the police captain in "To Live and Die in L.A." with William Petersen and Willem Dafoe.)
I watched the last Hulk movie with Eric Bana and Nick Nolte again, and I enjoyed that one. We have the old Bruce Banner/David Banner issue. David Banner was the original Hulk, but he had a son named Bruce, who also became a Hulk. The She-Hulk was Betty Banner (Bruce Banner's wife later on). If I am wrong on this, please set me straight.
Needless to say, I am a Marvel fan, and I am a DC fan to some extent. I think I even have a few Dark Horse Comics lying around somewhere (they did things like "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer", among others.)
I read an article about this movie which pointed out an interesting issue about the lack of pre-release publicity this new Hulk movie had. Apparently, Edward Norton want to spend more of the movie on delving into the character of David Banner. They appeased him by shooting alot of film dealing with that, but then they edited out most of that in favor of more Hulk action. The story was that Norton was very unhappy and disappointed in the final product, but a contract is a contract. (Edward old buddy, I can think of worse things that being the star of the new Incredible Hulk movie. Your fans will love you for this. Hulk fans will love you for this. Marvel fans will love you for this. 'nuff said.)

A side note: the amount of trivial information I have stored in my mind is frightening. I have information that is completely useless as far as earning a living or suviving a "Red Dawn" (starring Patrick Swayze and Powers Boothe) type Al Quaeda attack on the U.S., but it is there nonetheless. (Aaargh! too much information in my brain!)


I will give you my review after I see the movie tomorrow.
Movies we also are waiting to see:
1. The Happening
2. The Dark Knight

This movie going to have to go some to reach the heights they reached with Ironman. That surpassed Transformers as our favorite, and we really, really liked the Transformers. But if The Incredible Hulk looks as good as they advertise in the trailers, we are excited and ready to be entertained.

Friday, June 13, 2008

The New Hat

The new hat in here. I like it. I think it will work out real well.
However, my wife and my daughter don't like it.
Oh well...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Alli by GlaxoSmithKline

I never used Alli because of the TV advertisement. The ad says clearly that you are supposed to use this stuff with proper diet and exercise. For crying out loud, if you eat a proper diet and exercise, you're going to lose weight and be healthy unless you have a serious medical problem screwing up your metabolism. Besides, who needs "leakage" and "loose stools"? Bleah!
It's really a tough question. Do you want to be overweight or leave a trail of body ooze wherever you go?

From an AP article by Candice Choi as it appeared on the Verizon website:
"...The drug comes in "starter kits" containing a food journal, a healthy-eating guide and a fat and calorie reference guide. A 60-capsule kit costs about $50 while a 90-capsule pack costs about $60.
In clinical trials, the FDA says that people using alli lost an additional 2 to 3 pounds for every 5 pounds lost through diet and exercise. When taken with meals, the drug blocks the absorption of about one-quarter of any fat consumed. That fat - about 150 to 200 calories worth - is passed out of the body, potentially resulting in loose stools.
GlaxoSmithKline is betting alli will become a major moneymaker. At the time of the drug's launch, the company estimated it would eventually sell between 5 million and 6 million kits annually, translating to at least $1.5 billion in annual retail sales. This year, the company spent $150 million on marketing alli, making it one of the drug maker's biggest campaigns to date.
"As people meet their maintenance goals, they'll share their success stories and get new people to try it," Cadle said.
Another hurdle for Glaxo will be overcoming consumers' distaste for the drug's unpleasant side effects, such as leakages and oily discharges. Marketing material prior to the drug's launch stressed the importance of keeping meals under 15 grams of fat to avoid effects. Educational pamphlets even recommend people start the program when they have a few days off work, or to bring an extra pair of pants to the office. (emphasis added by KLH)
The warnings turned into fodder for late night comics.
Now Glaxo is focusing on telling people that side effects can be avoided if the drug is used properly.
"They really need to understand the (gastrointestinal) treatment effects are not automatic," Cadle said.
In fact, he said the side effects help some users by signaling when they're not eating right.
Being upfront about the side effects may provoke jokes in the media. Yet failing to do so could bring about a backlash from surprised consumers, as it did for the prescription version of the drug Xenical by Roche Holding. That drug contains twice the dosage of alli.
About half of patients in clinical trials for alli experienced similar gastrointestinal side effects.
Labeling indicates alli is appropriate for anybody who is overweight, or has a body mass index of 25 or higher. Two-thirds of the U.S. population is estimated to be overweight or obese. A body mass index over 30 is considered obese."

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Seminar from U.T. Continuing Legal Education

The Car Crash Seminar: From Sign-up to Settlement....
I got the flyer for this seminar in the mail today.
BG at "Liberally from the Land of Dairy Queen" beat me to it. I have to repeat: this makes me proud to be a lawyer (meant saracastically, of course).
At least they are putting a little ethics training in this...
Continuing Legal Education
UTCLE
512.475.6700
TX MCLE Credit
MCLE # 900022308
Total - 10.25 hrs
Ethics - 1.50 hrs
more credit info
Legal Specialization
Civil Trial
Personal Injury Trial Law
Civil Appellate
Other Credit TX Accounting CPE
The Car Crash Seminar: From Sign-up to Settlement
Austin, Jun 7-8, 2007 - Hyatt Regency Austin
Lookback to PPTs — conference participants only

Monday, June 9, 2008

Senator Jane Nelson

This is my Senator in the Texas Legislature, and I am happy with her representation, so far. I have not heard about any ultra liberal votes on any issues, and she says "hello" to me when she sees me. This is kind of the problem. So many of us don't really know what our representatives are up to at any time and on any given issue or vote.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

Is It NBA Or NFL?


36 of them have been accused of spousal abuse

7 of them have been arrested for fraud

19 of them have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71,repeat 71 cannotget a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 currently are defendants in lawsuits, and

84have been arrested for drunk driving inthe last year

Can
you guess which organization this is?

Giveup yet? . . Scroll down,




Neither,it's the 435 members of the
United States Congress
The same group of Idiots that crank out
hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
You gotta pass this one on!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Senator Craig Estes


...And did you all hear about our erstwhile State Senator Craig Estes (Senate District 30) from Wichita Falls. There have been two stories and an editorial column about him in the Denton Record Chronicle.
I have two questions:
1. How crooked is this guy?
2. How stupid is this guy?

One of the things he did wrong was to use campaign funds for non campaign items. He was ordered to pay a fine of $52,000 (give or take), but is was reduced to around $17,000.
How did he pay the fine?
He paid it out of his campaign chest. Apparently, that is a proper use of campaign funds.
WOW!
Does anyone want to run for State Senate?

A New Hat

I just ordered a new hat for the trip to Europe. I hope it gets here in time. Everyone is getting excited. Personally, being on a plane for 16 hours will be a new experience for me. I have never been on a flight that lasted much more than a couple of hours. I know the price of everything is going up, but I'm glad we're doing this while we can. I think this will keep the sun off of my face and neck, and it is cooler looking than my old one (see my profile picture). "Well I never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music..."